Oh! I know! What is Jesus thinking fighting in robes?! There’s a reason soldiers dress the way they do and it isn’t to be fashionable (so much). On top of that he looks like the enemy and would definitely become a friendly fire statistic. Two things wrong! Bonus points for me!
Just so you know who I actually am, my name is Alan Stucky and I'm a thinker, feeler, photographer, lover, man of faith, doubter, passionate, pastor, apathetic, ex-football player, tech-nerd, and a whole host of other things. It'll all probably come up at some point.