Now that Christmas is over, I have to air a couple of grievances. Namely, inflatable grievances.
The first one of these I came across a few years ago but the second one was new to me.
(Warning: Sarcasm ahead)
Inflatable 1: Nativity Scene – Because the last wish of our Lord and Savior was to be remembered in inflatable vinyl.
Inflatable 2: Christmas Noah’s Ark – For the times that you want to say “I want to be religious but I have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about”
Seriously people. 2000 years of religion, art and culture and this is the best that we can do?!
OK, I’m done now. I’ll move on. I just had to get that out.